Congress

"Congress needs to realize it is a government of the people, by the people and for the people. Not of the people, by the people and for Congress." 

 

- Dr. Benjamin Carson, Pediatric Neurosurgeon, Johns Hopkins Hospital

 

Not validated. I can't find this quote anywhere except the forum tag line where I found it. It's not often I search Google that I only get one hit. 

Stupidity

 Against stupidity, the very gods themselves contend in vain.
             
                     -- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6

Silly vs Stupid

 Remember:  Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
 -- Dave Butler

From Linux Fortune File 

Kington's Law of Perforation

Kington's Law of Perforation:

If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest part of the paper.